Men (It was coming)

So what's up with men and their complete lack of grace in "checking" women "out"?
- walking into doors, people, or walls because they can't stop staring at your ass
- walking into doors, people, or walls because they turned around TO check out your ass
- standing blatantly in front of you, likely in conversation with you, thinking your eyes are on your chest
- tweeting and MMS-ing that they just saw a "hot chick" at such-and-such place
+ taking that pic with their phone for the MMS message is less-than-subtle
+ How 'bout when they still have the shutter noise enabled? Classy.
- causing traffic accidents or halting traffic at intersections because you're more important than the road
- thinking you're not within earshot of your buddy's objectifications and/or "I could do her" claims

- Contrary to popular belief, we DON'T like it when you whistle at us
- Please restrain yourselves from addressing us as "baby", "doll", or "mamma"

Speaking of grace, I was curious to check out the new Pole Dancing classes available just outside the city. Even though I am a bit of a feminist, I don't particularly mind seeing women shakin' it on TV (and the like). I'm not attracted to them, but they are enjoyable to watch. :P Women are better at being sensual than men are.

But back to pole dancing. My sole motivation is to get my abdominal muscles back. I miss being fit! I've always been a dancer, so dancing in place/in circles isn't very tough for me. I attended my first class this week. Not bad! I'm in better shape than I originally thought I was. I just might keep this up for a while. Thank God I won' be doing Pilates. I tried that once. Not my cup of tea. Maybe I found it too boring. [cue Black Eyes Peas Rock That Body]