So my mom comes over. I know everyone is annoyed with their own mom, but oh...my...God.
So what's with mothers and their complete lack of understanding the concept of privacy?
She comes over unannounced, reads my mail, logs onto my internet accounts (social networking) and TAKES NOTES spying on my friends. She shrinks over $400 worth of my clothes after I specifically ask/tell her NOT to do my laundry. I even hid it across the house and she still found it and cleaned it. Oh, and my favorite: She's obsessed with rearranging my house - I ask where something is, she asks back "How the hell should I know?" and I'm like - YOU MOVED IT!
I love how I buy tons of food, she eats all my favorites, and takes half of it with her when she leaves.
Pros of own place: Weapon Room, Game room, regular buddy to accompany me to Wawa at 2am... collective work on our upcoming comic, I (Cordy) can have a pole in the bedroom
Plus, working from home will be so much easier.
She comes over unannounced, reads my mail, logs onto my internet accounts (social networking) and TAKES NOTES spying on my friends. She shrinks over $400 worth of my clothes after I specifically ask/tell her NOT to do my laundry. I even hid it across the house and she still found it and cleaned it. Oh, and my favorite: She's obsessed with rearranging my house - I ask where something is, she asks back "How the hell should I know?" and I'm like - YOU MOVED IT!
I love how I buy tons of food, she eats all my favorites, and takes half of it with her when she leaves.
Pros of own place: Weapon Room, Game room, regular buddy to accompany me to Wawa at 2am... collective work on our upcoming comic, I (Cordy) can have a pole in the bedroom
Plus, working from home will be so much easier.
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