Some people are real assholes

Note about your Cordy - she's a country girl, not a city girl. I love working in the city, but I'll always go home to the country. I don't lie to keep relationships interesting (family and friends included). I don't play head games. I don't say one thing and secretly wish you'd hope I mean the opposite. I don't use people. When someone is helping me out, I thank them to the point of annoyance. Hell, half the time someone wants to help me, I refuse it (even when I need it). I don't like burdening people.
People are not playthings (save for babies, but you need to be careful you don't break them or psychologically damage them). Pets are because they're less intelligent. Dogs especially want to please you. I don't practice that kind of a relationship (like that with dogs) with HUMANS.

All my life, I've been a terrible liar... but I'm apparently a worse truth-teller. Ex-friends left and right are telling me that I'm "completely dishonest". It makes NO SENSE to me.
- Are you having a good time?
- ::said with a completely straight face:: Yes, thank you for inviting me. I'm glad I'm here.
- God, if you're miserable, take your bitchiness home.
OK, I don't express happiness like NORMAL people. I can be quietly content. I smile when someone is funny or I witness an act that amuses me, but I usually just.... watch calmly in public. I don't like to drink, so I won't be one of those "POUR ME ANOTHER!"-types who celebrates good times with shameless drunkenness. I'm not a good joke-teller, so I won't be hanging out with the types that glorify crude, infantile, or potentially offensive humor. When I say "OMG I LOVE THIS SONG!", I'm not the kind of girl who gets up and dances like this. [It's clean, I promise.] I just sit there, close my eyes, and sway as my soul responds to the music. You know, the way we civilized people do. :)

If you hate me because I said something honest that pissed you off, OK. I have little problem with you hating me for legitimate reasons. I disagree with them, but it's real. What pisses ME off is that people hate me for shit that isn't true. Your boyfriend is talking to me while your drunk self witnesses it. Cue your being pissed at me for YEARS for hitting on your boyfriend. We were having a normal conversation about how much we appreciate you as a friend - go figure - and your jealous ass now hates me for something that never happened.
Or take, for instance, a guy that seems to be real, kind, and intelligent. I think I could actually make a friend, yay! Why does it seem like out of the blue he becomes an ASSHOLE that just wants to get in your pants? Because ten minutes later, he tries to kiss me. I push him off. He's all what-the-fuck and you-know-you-want-it.
Here's a second note: When asking if a girl has a boyfriend and she replies with an affirmative answer, it doesn't mean try harder. It doesn't mean she's attempting to give you a challenge, either. I'm so fucking naive. How come I'm weaker now as an adult than I was as a child? Surely there are signs before you end up yelling "No!" at advances.
There are, literally, men whom I swear have never heard the word "no" spoken to them by a woman.

this is probably to be continued